Only for the Sarcastic Acknowledged

My parents told me to learn a new language, well this is what I told them, sure I will -_-

Sarcasm, there is two ways to learn this language, be born as one, or be a natural, I have no idea about me, if you find out, buy a cake and celebrate....

hear are some random sentences i decided to generate, since i am so bored here at home....

1. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
2. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence
3. If you can smile when things go wrong, you habe someone in mind to blame.
4. I don't suffer from Insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
5. Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
6. I'm smiling... this should scare you.
7. The universe is laughing behinf your back.
8. Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
9. If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
10. Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
11. I'm not a complete Idiot, some parts are missing.
12. Blowas are sarcasms turned stupid.
13. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
14. I'm not sure what's wrong.... but it's probably your fault.
15. I'm not crazy, you're just more sane than I am.
16. This place is so weird, that the cockroaches have moved next door.
17. The world will end tomorrow (unless postpones by rain).
18. I never admit or deny anything it makes me more interesting.
19. By the time you read this, you've already read it.
20. Whatever you do, don't congratualte yourself too much. You're not that good.

In conclusion, yes rule number 13, here's a little advice. Don't care, because not caring and losing something is less painful then caring then losing something. And even you know, in your sick and twisted mind, it makes sense in a sick and disgusting way.