with all this rage over the Twilight series lately, came the new
ME
Person
So how does it feel to be the only guy so far I've seen here for the movie Twilight? Which is like a chick flick, I mean, it's cool man, just be honest with me.
I actually like the movie, it's pretty good... I've seen it 7 times.
7 TIMES! WoW!
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Have you ever heard of Dracula?
Yeah
It's about a vampire, ok?
Yeah
Now Vampires, you know what happens to them when the sun hits them?
*She raises her hand* They turn into like, bad people...
No, they die!
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When the Sun hits Edward, why doesn't he die? Because, usually when the sun hits vampires they die, and in this one, they become all beautiful and....
No clue, maybe the person who made Twilight thought, that they are just too hot, and we can't just let them die, unless it's a horrible, horrible death. (This was a dude speaking)
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*same question as above* what?
Well, Stephanie Myers didn't write it that way that it...
Well what did, what did Stephanie Myers write?
Wrote that he, umm, that his sun i mean his skin sparkles in the sun...
That's the same thing as in the movie!
Well yeah, then what's wrong with it?
OMG.....
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Is this the best movie you've ever seen?
Yes
Like you think this is ...
The greatest
Like in the History of...
The Greatest
All Movies...
The Greatest
Acting...
Greatest
Story...
Greatest
Plot...
Greatest
Actors...
Greatest
*This was a grown ass woman, acting like a teen, she's even old enough to have seen The Godfather, all the Star Wars, Pulp Fiction, Scarface.... and all the greats, and she thought this was.... the greatest....... OMG)
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What would make Twilight such a good movie?
I just think Edward's Hot
And what do you think?
I agree with Carol
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What makes Twilight such a good movie?
He's just really hot
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What makes Twilight such a good movie?
Ummmmm...... ehhhh...... Uhmmmm.......
The answer is right here *I snatch her Robert Pattinson Poster* I am holding the answer... This is why Twilight is such a good movie for girls
*This was a, what looked like, a 30yo woman....*
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Harry Potter... Twilight
Twilight
Why?
uh, Because it's like, Vampires, and like Mythical and stuff.... It's really cool...
But, Harry Potter isn't? It's like Magic, and free cocoa puffs....
ummm....
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*Me interviewing like a teenage girl*
Yeah I hate the movie but the book...
There's no way you can hate the movie,.... I don't understand at all, have you read the books?
No!
Then how can you say that it is better than the movie?
Because, anything is better than the movie...
No! the movie is awesome
I'd rather... watch... The Notebook over and over again
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I don't like this movie, I think this is the worst movie ever made
But... but... you gotta see the movie though
I have seen the movie, and the thing is.... I can't get two hours of my life back
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*Two guys coming out of the store*
Are you dudes twilight fans?
*What sounds like sarcasm* Yeah dude, that movie is amazing dude!! I love that movie, dude, that movie is so cool... *Dude 2* It was friggin Awesome, like I watched it from beginning to the end, it was amazing dude...
So, you guys are here for the DVD?
Well Yeah dude,
So, you guys are serious?
Are you kidding me? no! *dude 1* no man, no *dude 2* We were in there trying to get a good movie, and we were in line for like a friggin hour, waiting, like, behind all these girls and crap, and they're like uaahhh!!! *dude 1* yeah, they were like masterbating to twilight, *doing masterbation with his hand* yeah, this is the fucking greatest movie of all time, oooh!!!! ohhh!!! all over the place man, that's what they're doin' in there man! They're just having a big orgy right now...
'Cause of the movie Twilight, they're havin' a big orgy...
Exactly, they're having a big orgy tonight man
And it wouldn't be so bad, if the chicks weren't like, 12 years old man, then I'd be joining in on that shit... You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, well, I get it, right... right...
We're gonna go home and watch a good movie.... we're kicking it old school
What would you consider a good movie?
Lord of War, with Nicholas Cage...
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*talking to a grown woman, who doesn't act like a teen, she's like 30...*
So you like the Twilight series?
Yeah
And you are looking forward to all the upcoming ones?
Absolutely, uh-huh!
Well, unfortunately, I have to say.... I'm really into movies, and I have an uncle that like works in the movie industry, and they say that the actor isn't gonna be in it anymore...
which, what actor? *acting confused*
I mean like, Edward...
Oh my Gosh, you gotta be kidding me!! *puts hand over mouth, and face*
I' m not kidding you...
Oh nooooooooooo!!!!!!! *in high voice, sounded like she's about to cry* (she didn't I reassured her, it was just a joke, she hated me after that)
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So what is so good about this movie? OK, you know what, I gotta ask, there’s no sun, and you’re wearing sunglasses…
Yes, I just don’t have any make-up on…
Are you a vampire to, or…?
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What’s so good about this movie?
Edward, Robert Pattinson, Everything, Alice…
Why? *SIIIIIGHHHH* Why is it that like, the plot doesn’t matter to you, but just because it has Edward in it, it becomes like the best thing ever made?
What? No! Because it’s not only Edward, it’s the movie, but it’s mostly Edward…
Wait… Wait, what? *here’s where my WTF face came in* 0.o
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He’s the only pale white kid in the school, and no one knows that he’s different except for this one girl…
Everybody knows he’s different, there’s a story…
But only one girl goes like… wait a minute, there’s something wrong with this kid
They spend time together *chick 2*
Right? And the funny thing is that he…
He’s not the only pale white kid in the school; he’s got this whole bunch of others…
But an entire family, in Twilight they don’t do any sun activities, and nothing, they just, no one knows that they’re vampires…
Everybody knows, there’s that rumor that goes around, so everybody knows!
So everyone knows that they’re vampires…
She just goes out and says it, because she’s strong and she says it
So this girl goes to school and goes, hey! What’s up vampire? I’m gonna go hang by the werewolves…
No, they’re just all scared of ‘em…
OK! So, there’s nothing wrong with having vampires at your school 0.o
So, that was my interview… yes, I had to be an asshole, to see how they would react, but it was worth it… stay tuned for my
Stay tuned… and, question of the day: Who do you hate more? Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana whatever) or Robert Pattinson…
